Friday, November 11

How to Make Me Laugh Out Loud in Public

Me: "I want a glass of wine tonight with dinner."

My mom Joanie: "Me, too."

Me: "Let's see what they have on the menu."

Joanie: "They have a special on wine tonight."

Me: "I've never heard of that kind of wine before...I think I'll try it."

Joanie: "How do you pronouce it? Menage a trois? (only she pronounced it like it was spelled.)"

Becky: "(laughter) No mother, you know Menage a three people GETTING IT ON!"

Joanie: (whispering) "I know what you're talking about, I just don't know how to pronounce it..."

Becky: "Do you want me to say 'getting it on' louder?" "What about penis?"

Joanie: "Shhhhhh...."


swtpmarie said...

How did I not see this post before? Are you post-blogging? Another laugh out loud...Joanie sounds like my mom...good times.

Reshae said... funny!! did you get the wine?

Miss Julie said...

Funny, sis. I wonder why Mum failed to mention this to me this morning.