How to Make Me Laugh Out Loud in Public
Me: "I want a glass of wine tonight with dinner."
My mom Joanie: "Me, too."
Me: "Let's see what they have on the menu."
Joanie: "They have a special on wine tonight."
Me: "I've never heard of that kind of wine before...I think I'll try it."
Joanie: "How do you pronouce it? Menage a trois? (only she pronounced it like it was spelled.)"
Becky: "(laughter) No mother, you know Menage a trois....like three people GETTING IT ON!"
Joanie: (whispering) "I know what you're talking about, I just don't know how to pronounce it..."
Becky: "Do you want me to say 'getting it on' louder?" "What about penis?"
Joanie: "Shhhhhh...."
3 comments:
How did I not see this post before? Are you post-blogging? Another laugh out loud...Joanie sounds like my mom...good times.
hahaha...moms...so funny!! did you get the wine?
Funny, sis. I wonder why Mum failed to mention this to me this morning.
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